How well do you no Sam Moss??

How well do you no Sam Moss??

1 who is my best two mates
2 what is my best sayin
3 what do you think alex did round my house
4 who have i known sinse i was two
5 who have i been out wid tooooo many times
6 if you were to slap me what would i do back
7 if i had a pet what would it be
8 what is my favourite colour
9 what is my best drink eva