WHAT KIND OF BADASS USELESS F*CKING ITEM ARE YOU!

ZOMG TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT F*CKING BADASS USELESS ITEM YOU ARE!!!

1 SOMEONE TRYS TO HIT WTF DO YOU DO!
2 SOMEONE IS JUMPING OFF A FRAKIN BUILDING WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO
3 YOUR DRIVING AND SOMEONE CUTS YOU OFF WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO!
4 YOUR GF,BF BREAKS THE HELL UP WITH YOU WHAT DO YOU DO
5 YOU BUY A BAG OF CHIPS AND ITS ALL EMPTY WTF DO YOU DO
6 SOMEONE FONES YOU AND HANGS UP WHAT DO YOU DO