Really, really, really, really, really hard quiz!

If you can get 100% on this quiz, you are officially the smartest and awesomest person in the universe!

1 What is your mother's name?
2 What is your daddy's name?
3 Chicken lickin finger tickin clock.
4 What colour is your shelf?
5 A mouse goes squeak because it is balancing wobbly while the tiger bends precariously over the teetering totter.
6 Woof is the noise a mouse makes on a Saturday night when it has been injected with some glass.
7 This is the final question, good luck! --- ....poo.
8 Haha. That wasn't the final question.