Stupid Test 5.1
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Stupid Test 5.1

Answer the questions to see how retarded you are...

1. If you take two apples from five apples. How many apples will you have?
2. Do they have the fourth of July in England?
3. If you only had one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, a newspaper, and some kindling wood, what would you light first?
4. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left?
5. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?
6. A plane full of English tourist files from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where should the survivors be buried?
7. If a redhouse is made of red wood and a whitehouse is made of white wood, what is a greenhouse made of?
8. If Mr. Jones’ peacock laid an egg in Mr. Brown’s garden, who is the rightful owner of the egg?
9. Mrs. Taylor’s bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. Her lamp, walls, carpets, and ceilings are all pink. What color are his stairs?
10. If you drive a bus with 42 people on board from Boston to Washington, D.C., and drop off 3 people at each of six stops and pick up 4 people at half the stops, when you arrive at Washington 10 hours later, what is the driver’s name?
11. What do Kermit the Frog and Attila the Hun have in common?
12. What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
13. How many times can you take 3 from 25?
14. What was the first question I asked you?
15. Are you retarded?