You would not get 1% unless you're retarded

This quiz is so easy that my grandmother can easily answer them.

1 What is red paint plus white paint?
2 WHAT HAPPENS TO A BABOON WHEN IT WALKS INTO A MINE FIELD?
3 Why is elmo attracting
4 Why are people afraid of worms in their brain?
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