What kind of Bride will you be?
Let's see if you're bridezilla or not
The venue you want isn't available for your date...you.....
Scream & Yell at your fiance that it was his fault for stopping & getting you coffee
try to bribe the venue manager
ask if another date or time is available
Say ok & walk away, and cry about it when you get home
It rains on your wedding day...you....
blame your mother in law for it because she was 5 minutes late
make your dad hold an umbrella for you while the rest of the party gets wet
go get married inside, that's why you picked a venue with an inside
cry while walking down the aisle & get wet
There's an ink mark on your dress...you.....
tear the sleeves off the dress and punch the seamstress
cry about your ruined wedding day and buy a new dress
take it to the cleaners ass soon as you notice it
just put it on, hopefully nobody will notice
Your dad becomes sick on your wedding day....you....
yell at your dad and blame your mother cause she's a nurse
make him walk down the aisle anyways
ask him if he minds your uncle walking you instead
cry & walk down the aisle alone
Your maid of honor's dress is now too small....you....
Kick her out of the wedding & a groomsman too, after slapping her
call her chubby & get her a fitness membership
ask her if she would come over & exercise with you, cause you still need to loose a few pounds too
pay for the alterations & hope she doesn't gain any more weight
your uncle makes an "off-color" toast...you....
throw your champagne glass at him
very loudly say how uncouth he is
laugh along with the others and then have the waiters "cut him off"
run to the bathroom humiliated
a Bird poops on your cake table
find a shotgun & hunt down the bird responsible
Take away the whole table & make them find a new one
have the linnens changed on that table
wipe it off & hope nobody notices
Your bridesmaid bought the wrong shade of shoes...you.....
tear them from her hands & burn them
tell her if she wants to be in the wedding, she'll buy new ones
go with your bridesmaid on a shopping day to exchange them & have coffee together
tell her she can wear yours & you'll just buy new ones