The stupid nonsensical random quiz

A parody of quizzes whose answers don't give real results. So here's another one!

1 Someone just punched you in the face what do you do?
2 What is your favorite color? This is important!!
3 When you meet someone new how do you introduce yourself?
4 Favorite channel?
5 What do you eat?
6 How many fingers am I holding up?
7 Are you a nice person?
8 GIVE ME A HUG!