Are you coming in cantact with dorks daily

This quiz will help you decide and explain if your right eyebrow twitch is related to dorks plaguing you on a daily bases!

1 At McDonalds you order coffee at the drive through. You request that the cream and sugar in is put in. Does the attendant politely say: the cream in sugar is in the bag as they hand you your coffee?
2 Has a checkout person at Wal-Mart ever secretly hid one of your packages from you during the checkout procedure and you leave with out it only to discover this after you return home?
3 When driving on the interstate have you ever been stuck in a one mile traffic jam because a person in the fast lane is matching the speed of the person in the slow lane?
4 When at the return counter at a busy big box store have you ever heard the person in front of you in line say to the attendant: I know this is the wrong place for this but?
5 When calling for technical support for either a PC or software issue have you ever heard the phone support person say “ello my name is Robert Hussein may I be learning your name”?
6 At Star Bucks coffee have you ever saw a woman with a rather large butt in front of you in line wearing leopard print tights uncontrollably rapidly squeezing her butt checks together as if she is practicing Morse code?
7 When at a buffet style restaurant have you ever been next to a person in the buffet line and out of the corner of your eye you see them picking their nose?