Wanna take the stupid test?

How stupid are you?

1 there is a pound of bricks, feathers and sticks which one weighs more?
2 Sasha was at her dead fathers widow’s funeral. The widows name was Kali, kali died in 1995 and Sasha thought about the day her father died, which was oddly exactly one year ago. Sasha cried herself to sleep that night. Is this statement right?
3 A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, lumper, gloves andbalaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off.A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages tostop in time. How did the driver see the man?
4 M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__ what is the next letter
5 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
6 What came first, the chicken or the egg?