How Ninja Are You?
How well do you follow the ninja code?
Gear up for a mission. Pick your weapon and take some names!
A Small Knife
Blowgun and Poisin Darts
On the way to your assignment, you are stopped in a dark alley by a gang of crooks. You...
Kill them all. No one to be a witness... If they even saw it coming.
Politely ask them to step aside. If that doesn't work, use your Ninjutsu skills to teach them a lesson, but leave them alive.
Back away and dissapear in the shadows. This is not their time.
Run up the wall and over the roofs, kung-fu movie style.
Tell them to back off, you are a ninja master.
Eventually, you reach the entrance to the palace of the evil dictator. At the gatehouse, there are 5 guards. One of them carries a katana, indicating his status as a samurai. You...
Charge the gatehouse screaming "Bonsai!" and waiving your weapon in the air. Ninja's are feared in your village.
Wait till a guard is alone, then take him out and steal his uniform. The other guards will never expect an attack from within.
Using a ranged weapon, take out the guards from a distance.
Quietly climb the high walls away from the gatehouse and vault the sharpened bamboo and broken glass along the top.
Although you are a master of stealth, you are still human. Somehow, once you got past the guardhouse, you awoke a small servant girl who cried out in suprise. You...
Tie her wrists and ankles. Gag her so she won't make noise and put her in a closet. This isn't her fight.
Make sure she won't ever make noise again. Harsh, but the mission comes first.
Give her some rice candy and ask her to be quiet. Apologise profusely for waking her and beat a hasty retreat.
Say you're the tooth fairy. It works in movies.
You scale the walls of the fortress and arrive in the dictators chambers. You...
Place the warning note on his bedstand, following orders, along with a symbol of your clan.
Kill the dictator. No one liked him anyways. He probably won't heed the warning. Besides, it will be harder now that he knows your watching him.
Tie the warning note to the head of his favorite horse, and put in bed with him. Send a strong message he won't forget.
Read the warning like a proclamation in your best narrators voice.
Now that your task is complete, what do you do with your weapons?
Keep them. They're might be useful for my escape. Besides, this is my favorite knife.
I left them on the warning note. They're the symbols of my clan.
Throw them in the moat.
I didn't bring a weapon. I prefer using my bare hands.
Now, to get out of here safely. You...
Leave the same way you came in.
Steal some clothes from the servants and blend in overnight so you can see the dictators reaction in the morning.
Set the stables on fire for a distraction. No one will see you if they're saving the animals.
Head towards the back of the compound and find a quiet exit.
Once free of the compound, you...
Head straight to your leader and give him the report of the mission.
Hit the bars and live it up. Brag about your daring deeds. Who knows? You could be a local hero!
Follow another indirect route to your safe house. Eat a light supper and pull the sword out of the mattress. It's going to be a long night. You'll leave before dawn for your lair.