Are you a mean person?
This quiz will help you determine just how mean you really are.
An old lady drops her groceries. What do you do?
Stop and help her out.
Laugh and keep walking.
Knock her down, take her food and run.
There's a beggar at the stop light. What do you do?
If I have some cash, I'll give them a couple bucks.
Roll up the window, turn up the music and ignore them.
Yell at them to get a job.
Throw your trash at them as you drive by.
Your friend asks to borrow $100 to pay rent. What do you do?
Loan him the money. He is a friend, after all.
Tell him you don't have it, even if you can spare it.
Loan him the money and charge interest on the repayment.
That bastard still owes you money. He's not getting a single penny until he pays you off.
You see a huge, ugly spider on a web outside your house. What do you do?
Leave it alone. It's not bothering me.
Knock the web down but leave the spider alone afterwards.
Throw small rocks at the spider, trying to knock it out of the web.
Burn down the web and smash the spider when it falls to the ground.
Your friend is fighting with someone you don't know. What do you do?
Step in and try to resolve things peacefully.
Ignore it. It'll resolve itself.
Help your friend fight the other guy.
Help the other guy fight your friend.
A fellow worker shows you a picture of their ugly baby. What do you do?
Lie and tell them how cute the baby is.
Talk about the baby when they're not around.
Yell "Oh my God!" and cover your eyes.
Post "Separated at birth" photos of the baby and Sloth from The Goonies.