How stinky are you?
Find out how bad your personal hygiene is!
its the end of the night and your with your partner, you've just eaten a packet of cheese and onion crisps, do you?
shove a chewing gum in my mouth and give them a long goodbye kiss
kiss them on the cheek, i'm seeing them tomorrow anyway
breathe in their face and ask them to smell your breath
you wouldn't do anything about it
you stay at a friends house and you forget to pack some underwear, do you?
ask for friend for a spare pair
wash them in the sink and hope for a good result
you keep the ones you have on, and wear them again
you farted in a lift, would you?
say excuse me,
look around you and act like it was someone else
get off at the next floor
inhale your own odor and ask others to join in and sniff with you
you've run out of toilet roll, do you?
have a wash in the sink
pull up ypur pants and let it dry naturally
you run out of soap, do you?
ask your neighbour to lend you some soap
just wash with water
don't wash at all and let others smell you B.O
its been a long day, your a bit smelly but you remember you have a friends party to go to and your running late
call them and say your going home to have a shower and get changed
spray deodorant to masked the smell
what the hell your going to dance anyway
your walking down the road and a bird poo's on your head, do you?
run home and wash it out
get some tissue and try to wipe it clean
hope that is rains to wash it out for you
shrug your shoulders and say oh well it's good luck