What do you smell of?
What is your odour?
When you wake up in the morning whats the first thing you do?
Have a shower and brush my teeth
Shove on my clothes from last night and eat a bit of gum
Have a quick sniff to see if i am stinky and if i am spray a bit of perfume to cover it
Quick was eat some toothpaste and head off to work
Whats your favorite Smell
When you are on a hot busy bus do people who stand next to you ....
smile and take a big sniff
Hold their breath and get off at the next stop
Sick a bit in their mouths
keep looking at your bum area
Whats your favourite food
Salads and chicken, stuff like that
McDonalds, KFC, any kind of takeaway
Fish, Curry, anything smelly
Im a veggie
What is your ideal occupation
Vegtable Stall Owner
Would you say you are.....
Really clean and hygenic
A dirty bugger who soesnt know what soap is
You try to be clean and hygenic but sometimes your in a hurry
you cant be bothered makin a huge effort makin sure your clean and fresh
How many times do you shower a week?
1 if i can be assed
Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts, answer truthfully now we all know if can be satisfying, ya know the meaty ones
Oh my goodness no way !!
Sometimes I enjoy them
I sniff up every last whiff
Only if they smell like cooking veggies