How Well Do You Know Madison?
Test yo skills suckas.
What is my middle name?
Anne.. Everyone's middle name is Anne.
Uhh...wait, I know this.
Why would I ever know that?
What is my dog's name?
You have a dog?
She's cute! I've seen pictures of her on facebook but I don't remember her name.
I have no clue
What bra size do I wear?
In between an A and a B
Handful, that's all that counts.
Uh, probably an A, no bigger then a B
Big A Cup little B Cup
What holiday did I drink too much tequila and may have vomited on a cat?
Your 17th birthday
How about, anytime you drink tequila?
St. Patricks Day
It wasn't a holiday
Your 16th Birthday
How many long-term, serious relationships have you been in?
Only one or two really long ones, a couple of sort of serious ones here and there.
You weren't in a relationship when I met you
I have no clue
Three exactly, a couple of sort of serious ones here and there.
What is my favorite color?
I will literally do this hobby without food and water until I pass out...
Play with puppies, kittens, anything cute and little
Go to the gym
Shop for shoes
Who is my female crush?
You don't have one, you like guys..remember?
What object did I infamously pee in/on?
A Strip Club, you stood on the toilet and peed down because you didn't want to catch a STD (glad you quit drinking!)
A mini boat, you decided it was just like a toilet and sat on it. (glad you quit drinking!)
A car, you put your feet up on the door and peed on the tire (glad you quit drinking!)
A disgusting Port-a-Potty at Bonaroo, you stood on the toilet and peed down because you didn't trust the seat (glad you quit drinking!)
A tree, you decided you could lean on the trunk and it was just like a toilet (glad you quit drinking!)
All of the above
My last night in San Diego THIS happened..
Decided Natty Light would bring back my Jersey accent and drinking it out of a blender added flair
You went out with your friends
Called me to tell me you were coming back and how much better you look
Posted something on facebook about it, I can't really remember.
You went head first into the back of the toilet and broke a bunch of ceramic turtles and nearly smothered yourself
What am I majoring in?
You said something about writing a memoir and how you were going to be on Oprah...
Something with Fashion or Writing..Maybe?
Journalisim and Creative Writing
I have a bag of what kind of pictures cut out?
In 5th grade, what happened to Joe McGinis that I always bring up at parties?
He used to play barbies
He wouldn't stop talking about Nirvana
He made out with several people in the 14th street playground tunnel
He met you, duh.
He passed a test
He got stung in the eye by a bee and cried.
What part of my body is weirder then the rest?
You've got stork legs.
Well, it's all mostly lanky and awkward but in a hot petite way.
Uh, I don't know? All of it?
Your toes are very long.
What do I refer to myself in third person?
You do that?
That's really odd.
This person advised you to get breast implants...
You've been considering the idea on your own.
The stripper your Dad brought to your grandfather's funeral
When confronted by a girl who's bigger then me and wants to fight, I'll most likely..
Talk circles around her until she looks stupid in front of everyone.
Ignore her, fighting is gross.
Get whatever guy your with to go calm her down
Get in her face and yell until she backs down
Smack her then run before she can get you back!
Scream, tell her I don't want any problems and run.
In your opinion, I am most likely...
To write sleezy romance novels until you become a successful author
To travel a lot and come back with crazy stories about the people you met
To elope/get married several times just to make your dad mad.
To design a chic brand of clothing for large dogs.
Who cares? Jesus how long is this thing? Who has this much time?
To dedicate a portion of your life to making a documentary on midgets.
Language I'm fluent in?
The language of looove
One word to describe me...