How smatr are you

Find out in this stupid but challenging quiz.

1 A woman walks into a gas station and asks for a drink of water the man behind the counter pulls out a gun and scares the crap out of her. She says thank you and walks out why did she go into there in the first place?
2 You take 1 apple from 3, how many apples do you have.
3 read this sentence once and rewrite exactly as it is, "The man laughed , so hard hard his ribs hurt." Wats wrong
4 How many marbles can you put in an empty bag
5 How many animals did Moses put on the ark?
6 A plane crashes on the border between US and Canada. Where do you burry the survivors?