Are you a total Dude Man?
Discover if you are as much of a Dude Man as Broddy Cheyne!
When you go to a park, you...
listen to your iPod, stroll through, it's part of the journey.
get a little carried away, maybe do a spin on your heels.
get carried away, spin, jump, flip and hurt yourself.
look around for a nice place to blaze up before leaving.
light up a fat doobie snack, mug an old guy and hit a flying bird with a plank with a nail trough it.
You're with your chums. bored. It's summer. you...
Ask to go to Chaddy.
ask to see a movie.
ask to get slurpies from 7/11
ask to go to bokky and buy from your dope man.
ask to blaze up that gnarly blunt you wrapped that morning. you then go to 7/11 and buy some pies. You then ambush a bunch of year 6's, covering them in pie-poos.
there's a dog poo on the grass next to the footpath. you...
say ' Don't step in the crap'
say 'Ewwwww crap'
say 'icky; doggsie doos'
pick it up and chuck it at someone.
you pick it up, mash it and mix it with some raw egg and milk, then go 'decorate' a cop car.
your favourite new girl says, 'so, what do you want to do?' you say...
' What do YOU want to do?'
'Anything you want'
'I dont even care man, so just- whatever. DUUH'
' what man? i dont know what oyu sayin- im fried as man. hey wanna get some nachoes and chill in a dugout and blaze a few cones then root?'
Some lads wanna make a friend. They hold out a can, you...
say ' sorry man, i dont do graffiti'. then power-walk off with amazing professionality.
say ' nah man i don't write, maybe next time'. all the time knowing you will never write. you are what we call a loser.
say ' alright maybe just a little'. you take the can, you throw up a gay little tag and then use your phone as an excuse to leave.
say ' sweet, true? what do you guys write?' you take the can, do a piece in a quiet area, cop a chase and just manage to get away.
say ' Oh hey guys, write? alright, hold on' you blaze a few cones with your new chums, chuck up several sweet pieces, you then 'decorate' a police car, cop a chase, and then get away by breaking a bong over a copper's head.