Are you too stupid to write a quiz?

Take this quiz to ensure you're not completely retarded before wasting other people's time with your inane pap!!

1 Can you spell?
2 Can you formulate a sentence?
3 Can you punctuate?
4 Have you got anything interesting to quiz us about?
5 Are you absolutely certain that there isn't already a quiz like the one you want to write?
6 Isn't there something else you could be doing with your time?