Mike Dirnt- How well do you know the man?

Mike Dirnt is the awesome bassist of Green Day! How well do you know him?

1 First off, what is Mike Dirnt's real name?
2 When did Mike Dirnt smoke his first joint?
3 Which one of these quotes did Mike say?
4 What band does Mike Dirnt play in?
5 When was Mike Dirnt born?
6 Which one of these songs did Mike Dirnt write?
7 What insturment does Mike Dirnt play in the band?