Are you a douche?
Find out just how nice you are..... not!
Do you hold open doors for strangers?
I was questioning if I'm at the right place?
Only if they're hot.
The generals come in after the troops
People hold doors for me!
If an old lady is crossing the street, you...
Stop, swearing under my breath.
Slow down, don't want to loose momentum.
Pause to see if anybody is checking me out.
My driver might, but who cares.
Speed past, laughing when she jumps back.
when you say "I'll call you" you mean...
I'll call you
I'll call you when everyone else is busy.
I'll call you in the middle of the night for a "booty call"
I'll be screening my calls.
you can call me!
If you see a person on the street you haven't seen in a while, you...
Engage in a conversation ending in "I'll call you".
Wait for them to notice me before saying anything.
Give them an inappropriately long hug.
Pretend I'm late for an appointment, implying how successful I am.
Flag them down with subtle hand gestures, but wait for them to come to me.
Your friends are....
Your family is...
Very lucky to have me.
On the other side of the country.
Always asking to borrow money.
Hard to track down.
Your job is...
I work with a bunch of idiots.
Occupied with lots of Hotties!
Job ? What's that?
Great, I get to hire and FIRE people.
When people ask you to help them move....
Happy to lend a hand.
Is there pizza and beer?
Who else is helping?
Can't you hire someone to do it?
Ok but we do it my way.
What's your communication preference?
Txt msg ;)
When you go to a party, the first thing you do is...
Remove your shoes and/or coat.
Grab a beverage.
Check out the new talent.
Act like I have some were better to be.
Find a stooge to get me a drink.
If a stranger asks you for help, you...
Try your best to help.
Say "sorry I can't"
Offer to help for a "favor" in exchange.
Suggest they "phone a friend" .
Pretend you don't speak english.