How Well Do You Know Random Movies?

Have you ever heard of "The Gods Must Be Crazy"? Do you crack up when someone says "I like coffee!"? Are you ever tempted to spontaneously sing "Whenever I See a Beautiful Girl"? Do you enjoy making fun of cheesy films? You just may be a random-movie guru! If not, you should enhance your humor and watch these flicks.

1 A gigantic spider terrorizes a ship full of screaming passengers until it is driven away with a laser gun. In which movie does this occur?
2 From which movie is the quote, "MALLOW, BABY, MARSHMALLOW!!!"?
3 Which of these quotes is from "The Master of Disguise"?
4 In which movie is an empty glass Coke bottle seen as an evil thing?
5 Which of the following are in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"?
6 Which of these quotes are from "Manos: The Hands of Fate"?
7 Which movie involves a pathetic blonde man with an intense love of coffee and gets in a love affair with the woman who finally gives him this coffee?
8 In which movie does a character profess his love of MLT sandwiches?
9 "The Dark Crystal"'s happy ending relies heavily upon ancient 2-mile-per-hour-walking-pace creatures getting to a destination before the evil vultures destroy the Gelflings.
10 "Dragon Flyz" characters like to use words that end in "ide."
11 "The Creeping Terror" is scary. (This isn't an opinion question. It's based on all logic and reason.)
12 "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" contains the exchange: "Alice." "Hubert!" "Hubert."
13 "Plan 9 from Outer Space" was considered the Worst Movie for a time.