What Bluffton University soccer player are you?

This quiz will tell you which Bluffton University soccer player you are most like.

1 Do you enjoy drinking beer at any time of the day?
2 Is your favorite song, "Party in the USA"?
3 Have you hooked up with at least 2 girls that you wish you hadn't?
4 What is your favorite sexual position?
5 What do you think about fat chicks?