How Jewish are you?
An Easy way to figure out how Jewish you are. :)
If you saw a nickle on the ground what do you do?
Pick it up run away, act like nothing happened.
Completely Ignore it.
Kick it around ti'll you get to your house then pick it up
Tell your friend to pick it up
If your friend asked you "Would you rather eat Wonder Bread? OR Ghetto bread? What would your answer be?
Both at the same time Because im fat :)
What kind of hat do you where?
A gangsta one.
a small one that sits on the top of your head.
Both at the same time :)
If your home alone, and you see your dad's Change collection.. your very tempted to..?
Take it and run
Stare at it till you find something better to do
Count it for a bit then secretly put it in your pocket.
Your girlfriend tell's you she wants 5 dollars to get some chocolate. you say:
No way bitch, im down to my last 500$
yea sure take the 20 on the table.
Fuck you whore go make your own money on the corner
Sorry im broke,
your dad is under debt, your a millionaire, what do you do?
Remember all the painful times he gave you. and dont give him the money
Give him a nickel
Give him 430000$
tell him it's his fault.
Your buddy hands you a 5 dollar bill, what do you do?
Rip it in half
give it back to him
Say thankyou and tell him you'll pay him back