Can You Even Hold A Real Party?
You think you're the cool cat, but are you really the RAT?
You're invited to a barbeque, what do you wear?
A cute Sportsgirl dress, teamed up with heels and tights.
Your new jeans, and favourite tee.
Unidentified clothes, found in the backseat of your car.
Satin pantaloons, and a dirty old singlet, with a feather in your hair.
A trenchcoat, Akubra and jackboots.
What do you do in your spare time?
Log into your Facebook/MySpace - it's good to keep up with everyone!
Read a book, watch a movie.
Do a few blockies with your mates, your favourite song pumping.
Head down to the beach for a swim.
Cheap wine, Winfield Blue, and an old shed in the bush.
How do you take your coffee?
I don't drink coffee.
White with two.
Black with one.
What are your living arrangements?
Sponging off Grandpapa!
Kids and spouse/significant other.
Out of my car.
Sharing a place with a mate.
With Mum and Dad, sister and brother, cheap.
Which of these would you prefer?
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus/Nirvana
Jimi Hendrix/Freaked Out Flower Children
Creedence Clearwater Revival/The Presets
Pink Floyd/Midnight Oil
What Do You Decorate Your Walls With?
Posters of your favourite bands/celebrities.
Posters of your favourite fishing boat.
Photos of friends and family.
A painting you busted out last time you got stoned.
Wernher von Braun and his rocketship.
What is your signature dance move?
I don't really dance.
The Dead Fish
The Dead Fly
What do you serve as finger food at a party?
Barbeque Shapes and Savoys.
Cheese, biscuits and dip.
Sausage rolls and busted savs.
A selection of melons.
Beer, ciggies, and homemade slice.
What is your favourite kind of cheese?
Tasty cheese, nice and simple.
Penguin juice cheese.
Swiss cheese, holes and all.
A strong, gooey Brie.
You're at a famous club, and wet your pants due excessive alcohol. The toilets are closed, what do you do?
Oh my god, I did WHAT?!? Don't talk to anybody, and leave right away.
Dance at a retarded rate, until the sweat masks the smell.
You make a snappy excuse, and get out of there, pronto!
It's alright, you always wear two pairs!
Take them off, wipe yourself with the dry side, and put them in the bin. Resume party mode!