how retarted r u

do ur friends think ur retarded well lets see if they are

1 if u are in a fighter plane from the air force and u go 598 miles east 329 miles west and 519 miles north what is the name of the pilot
2 if u answer this ur wrong
3 what is 44+44
4 if a blonde throws a grenade at u what do u do
5 what is the first thing a blonde does when she jumps in a lake
6 what does a cow say
7 last question.