Which Mooroolbark College year 9 student are you?

If you were among the coolest mother fuckers on earth, who would you be?

1 You meet a girl/boy (gender dependant) in a bar, she seems interested, what do you do?
2 you're in rome, and you get thrown into the colleseum to fight some lions, what is your weapon of choice?
3 You have to see one concerd, which one do you choose
4 You're stuck in the middle of mooroolbark naked, what do you do?
5 A shark takes your money, what do you do?
6 a man holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?