How Boring Are You?
Can you Bite me?!?!?
How often do you drink?
Beer? Eww Ewww! (Hi mommy!)
A few times.
I drink it. I love that one thing whats it called?
Yo i am so gangster i drink like all the time! Its that beer thing right?
Dude i am drinking right now. What do you think?
Have you kissed a girl?
Whats a girl?
Girls? Yuck! Cooties!!!!!
Once or twice...
Yeaaaa maannnnn. I probably kissed your girlfriend
Dude i get wizzed at bars and do it all the time. I am dancing with a girl then i end up at home.
How many friends do you have?
I dont need friends i got my ol' pal named book. (SNORT SNORT)
I think i got one of those things.
I got some friends. There named boob and jookuzertmeh
I got lots. I used to have more but i punched them :(
I am one of the populars you hobo!
Your friend askes you to a party what do you say?
NO NO! I GOTTA STAY HOME SO I CAN GO ON A WORLD OF WARCRAFT RAID.
I cant! I havnt finished next years homework!
Maybe if my mom says i can.
Woogy Woogy. Kaploopy Kaploopy!
Screw asking my mom! You know my answer! (Its No)
Ever been on a date?
Oh gawd no i would rather stay at home and update my facebook status!
I have been asked out a few times. But i gotta stay at home to play World of war Craft.
A few times i got dumped the next day though.
Why do you close your eyes when we make love!
Oh yea yar yar lots of them yea! Uh huh oh gawd im gunna pass out
So... Wanna go out?
Uhhh...Did you know 2+2=:) ?
Why are you asking me this awkward question!!
Who are you?
Sure how about the local bar? Drinks on me!
Heck Yes Babe! Lets Do it!
Do you like pie?
Never heard of it. Are you talking about that thing from harry potter?
I had a crumb of it before. My mom thinks its unhealthy for me.
I eat it every once in a while Fool.
I win you lose.
I eat that all the time. My favorite is the beer flavored.