Are you as random as me?

Just answer a few questions to see if you are as random a me. (it's probably not gunna happen)

1 Why are elephants so large?
2 What is the color of yellow snow?
3 If cheese has milk in it then what is broccoli made of?
4 If randomness is spelled r-a-n-d-o-m-n-e-s-s then how is shishkabob correctly spelled?
5 *cough**cough*
6 this, being your last question will... *snore*... oh yeah it will test your knowlede on history. who was our first president?
7 haha i lied to you