Which Incarnation of Kurt Russell are you?

Whether you are the live-in house marm to Goldie Hawn's Mr. Brady routine or the non-conformist teen angst ridden one-eyed sonuvabitch, Snake Pliskin, one must know how much of which side they are of the Kurt Russell.

1 After setting up a lemonade stand you notice that your neighbor has erected one of his/her own, What happens next?
2 How many donkey tails does it take to reach the moon?
3 Of these condiments, which does not belong on a hamburger?
4 Appropriate name for man's best friend?
5 After noticing a drunkard passout on his/her way out of a bar you...
6 Finish this sentence: Life is all about...
7 What to do with a $100 dollar bill? I wonder...
8 Most important thing to remember...