How Gangster is your Nan?
your nans hungry were does she go?
whats in the fridge we goinna cook this shiz up
lets hit the mccies nothin beats a BIG MAC
She robs food out the asda
She goes round her homies house an raids there cuboards
tea and scon in the local cafe
what does your nan like best on her roast?
gota love the chicken
carrots are the way forward
what does your nan enjoy most?
watching emerdale on the tele
a nite out raven the town
watchin the footy with the boys
hitten the bingo seein whats goin down there
at the gym working out
whats your nans style?
baggy jeans and hoody
skirt and blouse
just what ever is in thee wardrobe
shes down with the style you nans the most fashinable nan in town
colourful stuff she likes to stand out
who would you most compare you nan to
The beilers are at you nans door she owes them money, what does she do?
goes in guns blazing
gives them what they owe and tell them to go
gets the boys down to sort them
makes a run for itand leaves town
Invites them in for a cuppa
Your Nan wins the lottery what does she do?
She runs down the street goin mad
sits stays calm with a cheddar on her face
phones her homies to let them know the news
donates it to charity
spends it on a range rover, booze and party house