are you retarded

this is a quiz about how reatrded you are

1 Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
2 How far can you walk into the woods?
3 if you overtook 2nd in a race what place would you become
4 what does MOD mean in www.armyjobs.mod.uk
5 What is so fragile that when you say it's name you break it ?