How much of an idiot are you?

This quiz is about finding out how much of an absolute idiot you are.

1 If you were stranded on an island what would you eat?
2 Your friend is falling off a cliff what do you?
3 You are making a house how do you do it?
4 If you so a can sitting on the ground what would you do with it
5 What tool would you use to cut down a tree?
6 What makes the best music on a table?
7 What drink is the best at parties?