How Jewish are you?

Are you Jewish or not. If you are you are retarded. Become Buddhist or Catholic you fricking Jew.

1 Would you rather go to Hooter's or the Temple?
2 Is the Jewish yamukkah pimpin'?
3 What do you think about the Jon and Kate plus Eight break-up?
4 Who is the fricking Jew on South Park?
5 Which is worse: Gingers, Jews, or Mexicans?