How hard are you?
Find out if you're a chav or a hitman
If you saw your best mate getting beaten up by a bully what would you do ?
Meh he's my best mate he'll probably laugh it off
point and laugh
join in for the times he's annoyed me
jump in there and kick that bully's arse
run to tell a teacher
separate them and try to reason with them
pull out a knife and stab the bully to death
threaten the bully with a lighter and a deodorant can
shout FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
threaten the bully with your apparant kung fu skills
If someone was looking at you strangely what would you do?
give them evils
Shout at them 'What the F**K do you think you're looking at
rugby tackle them and punch them till they bleed
turn around and start walking in the other direction
take the longest route around them possible and get to wherever you're going late
start a fight
my mum told me not to look at strangers
pretend to call a taxi to divert attention
keep walking like you don't care
get on your knees and start praying aloud
what would you do if you saw an elderly homeless man on the floor asking for money
throw a knife at him
give him money
tease him about having no money them spit on him
tease him and then give him money
hand over your wallet and scream for help
shout 'DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!'
spit on him, pick him up kick him over and nick his money
my mum told me not to assosiate with strangers
give him money and a ride home
What would you do if someone shoved infront of you in a queue
cry and make a scene
push them out the way
break their neck and walk over them to your rightful place
move to the back of the queue
put a gun to their head and tell everyone to get on the floor until they move
start arguing aloud with yourself about what to do
call the cops
call your mum and put him on the phone told get told to move
throw them over three tables and say 'keep it movin''
If someone tripped you over what would you do?
get back up and walk on
take the case to court
curl up on the floor and cry
what does chav mean ?
get up but plan to do something a lot worse to them later
im jackie chan i can't get tripped up
start a fist fight
roll out of it and knock them out with a few blows to the head
give them a low blow
floor them and beat them til they're unconscious
You're the owner of a local corner shop and someone attempts armed robbery what do you do?
give them all the shop's money and everything that is in your wallet
I'm SCARED .... ...MUMMY!!
jump over the counter and beat him till the gun just drops out of his hand
hide under the counter
pick up the till and throw it at him
run out the back door
scream for help
throw stuff at him to get in his way, then skillfully take his gun and shoot him with it
rip his balaclava off, take hold of his gead and smash it against anything hard you can find to knock him out cold
does armed mean he has all of his hands ?
what would you do if a bunch of chavs all younger than you verbally abused you in front of all your mates
verbally abuse them back
look at your feet, shrug and ignore them
throw stones at them
start swearing back and chase them
Say a quote from the film terminator 'I'll be back'
walk up to them and start a fight
tell them that your mum said not to talk to strangers
head butt one of them
pull out your knife and try and take all of them
throw them through a shop window