Are You a Boss?
Find out if you are a Boss.
It's your performance review today. How do you present yourself?
Arrogant, you go as far as making a rap song about your job.
What? I'm the one doing the review!
A little nervous, but pretty confident. I do my job to the best of my abilities.
Ah fuck it's TODAY? I smell like SHIT! And Fish.
What do you do in an average day?
Well this first thing I do is...
Ask people questions about what they do and how they do it.
Take calls, attend meetings, fill out spreadsheets. Reject co-workers.
Swim, eat. Poop. what else is there to do?
You recive a harrassment lawsuit, and fail to recieve a promotion. What is your reaction?
Hard liquor and a gun in my mouth.
Wait, how did this happen?! I'm the guy who does this to OTHER people!
Stress out over the lawsuit, which should be going to my boss, and work even harder to get a promotion.
I don't even have a job...
You're walking down a dark street alley. What are you the for?
Cocaine, similar hard drugs.
Probably being taken their by force to get beaten.
Meeting a friend.
Dude, I like live there!
How do you see yourself dying?
Crashing into the sun after an epic bombing raid on Russia.
At the hands of someone who lsot their job to me.
Of old age.
Of some horrible filthy disease.