Are you a certified Wood Shitter?
This quiz will tell you if you belong in the woods.
Do you enjoy total isolation in the woods?
I like to have people with me.
I'm a pussy. Can I have some tissues to wipe my tears?
Do you piss Napalm?
That would burn. I piss urine.
Do you shit missles?
Nuclear missles, I shit them.
No, I poop normal turds like normal people.
What would you eat while in the woods?
I'd eat food.
I wouldn't be in the woods in the first place.
What would you drink?
Whiskey and Beer.
I wouldn't be in the woods.
Would you bring firearms into the woods with you?
Fuck yea, ain't nothin wrong with some good animal killin.
Yes, for target practice. I would never shoot animals.
I don't own any guns. They scare me.
What would you wear in the woods?
Military issued clothing. Preferably BDU's.
I would wear clothes.
I would wear bubble wrap to protect skin because I'm a pussy and I don't go into the woods.