Are you a certified Wood Shitter?

This quiz will tell you if you belong in the woods.

1 Do you enjoy total isolation in the woods?
2 Do you piss Napalm?
3 Do you shit missles?
4 What would you eat while in the woods?
5 What would you drink?
6 Would you bring firearms into the woods with you?
7 What would you wear in the woods?