how retarded are you?
its simple. basically tells you how fucking retarded you are :)
pick a colour, NOW.
how gay is your mum?
OMFG SHES LIKE :O
saw her hitting on another woman last night. fml.
not. one. bit :)
cat or chicken?
terriaki or satay?
just give me both, yeah?
stickytape or bubblegum?
stickytape would be the more alternative choice...
bubblegum. works a treat.
they both do the same job :)
On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?
THE LEFT, GOD DAMN IT. THE LEFT!
according to my calculations, the right.
i could say something not so quite but still obvious right now, but that would just give the whole 'trick question' away :)