how gay are you

take the quiz to see if you are a sperm smearing mincer or a mans man who only bums girls

1 you see a motorcycle rider in full dayglo leathers, do you;
2 if you were to sleep with a man, who would it be?
3 which car?
4 what is the name for mens eye make up?
5 you end up in bed with a tranny (not the van) do you?
6 have you ever touched your dogs willy?
7 have you ever worn your mrs/mums underwear?