Do you believe in Jesus?
Prove your unconditional love for Jesus!!!
When is Jesus's birthday?
Jesus day of course 25th Dec
Who gives a fuck
Out pop'eth the wholy sprog on the 25th day of December
I dont believe in all that shite....Bah Humbug
What type of nail's where used in his crucifixion?
The bigger the better....I hope that fucker suffered..me.
We shouldn't discuss such things....he's watching don't you know.
Hmmm, about 9 inchers I think.
I don't really care to be honest
What was he nailed to?
A fucking tree.......the bastard!!
Rolf Harris's scrotum.
Fuck knows, I don't give a toss.
What was his Mother called?
A Dirty whoooooo-ar who was fucking about behind her man's back!
The Virgin Mary of course.
I really dont give a fuck...Im getting bored with this now.
How am I supposed to know that, next you'l be asking what colour of pants he wears.
What colour of pants does he wear?
He doesn't wear any pants cause he's a dirty mother fucker who rubs himself up against donkeys.
Doesn't matter what colour, they always end up covered in shite anyway.
Look, I don't believe in any of this shite, just move on to the next question please.
A white loin cloth of course.
If you were to meet Jesus, what 1 question would you ask him?
Is it true that you are a donkey rapist?
What time is it?
Save us from our sin's oh great one?
Are you going to let that fucker Alan get away with this? Get your old man to shove a lightning bolt up his anus or something.
I dont think that is very likely to happen.