What are you?

Ever wonder what you are? Have you gone your whole life on this spinning ball of dirt wondering where you stand in this universe? Do you even stand? Can you float?! Venture further and find out!

1 You're on a flight, a little girl wants to see your computer. You...
2 Oh no!!! Kevin Bacon comes at you in an alleyway. You...
3 Your nose starts bleeding. You
4 OMG!!11!! A Transformer!!! You...
5 You find a quarter and you..