How well do you know dr Smilie?

For those discerning chemistry students who want to see how well they know Dr J Smilie!

1 What is this? nN = 3nE = 30Ddd = Ks where Ks = 60
2 Smilie mostly wears...
3 Average naws in a class is...
4 A lecture consists of...
5 smilie's views on the FRONT, MIDDLE and BACK of class are in that order...
6 Smilie thinks he is....
7 The number of times smilie will probably say NAW before xmas?
8 He doesnt know your name, he will?
9 Smilie has been...