What Messed Up Career Will You Have?
This quiz is for the ambitious student or lazy Facebook junkie.
Which of the following best describes your childhood?
I had a decent relationship with my mom, but my father and I had a difficult relationship.
I was pretty reckless.
I had lots of friends that would always take my advice.
I was always eager to be the center of attention- despite the cost or consequence!
I grew up in a rough neighborhood, but managed to just barely make it.
I spend a lot of time alone.
I would keep myself busy with small tasks just to make some extra money.
I liked to be the center of attention, but had difficulty speaking to others.
I pretty much just sat around and smoked.
All the boys were into me (literally).
I would walk around a lot, hang out on the street, and try to bum change.
I LOVED to dress up in sparkley things!
Where do you find yourself at the most?
Bars or clubs having a good time
A boyfriend's house usually...doing "stuff"
With a large group of people
In my pimped-out car
Home alone, but with my pet
Working hard somewhere for just a little bit of cash
On the internet
Out of town, maybe even Cuba one day
Sitting around the house while baby sitting
Sleeping on a bench somewhere
How do you like to dress?
Something tiny and cute
Something comfortable that will last several wears
Nicely (usually business or casual business attire)
Whatever looks great and feels nice
Cool pants, pimp shoes, and sometimes a chain
My wardrobe consists of a lot of black
I usually make my own clothing
The less clothes, the better
A green outfit with a matching hat
It does vary, but I have clothes in all shapes and sizes
Whatever I find
How do you feel about cute, little babies?
One day they will grow up and be young adults.
I usually don't really think about them if possible or care for them very much.
I love seeing the future youth that will be part of my society.
I don't really have an opinion.
I like them more when I have a couple and get extra money on my taxes.
I don't really want kids. My pet is all I need.
I have my own that I work really hard for on a daily basis.
You know, the crying bothers many people. That doesn't really happen to me.
They should be forced to stay in my country.
I love them and can't get enough.
I like booze more.
I'd rather shop for myself! My clothes are WAY more important.
Which accident or event occurs the most with you?
None really, but it seems to happen to others around me though
People laugh and point at me
My animals seem to die a lot
I stick myself while sewing
People usually ram into me...with their car or whatever
People think I'm being mean and try to leave me
I am fertile, but seem to keep it under control
I never seem to have enough booze
I max out my credit cards on fancy clothes
How are your communication skills?
People usually look at me, but don't always listen
I can't say 'no' to people.
Others listen to what I have to say all the time
I find myself in crowded areas, but don't really talk to others.
They are okay, but better when I need to get money.
I usually just talk to my pets.
I'm too busy for talking.
I REALLY need improvement.
If people aren't listening, I simply make them!
Decent. I usually talk to other mothers about babies.
I'd rather be sleeping or have some beer.
I love to sing, dance, and put on a great show!