How Corrupt & Depraved Are You?
The title is descriptive enough, I think.
In school, you got passing grades by...
Sitting really reeeeally close to the foreign exchange student
Studying hard the night before
Partying the weekend away, and cramming 5 minutes beforehand
Dating your tutor
Dating your teacher
Buying the answers from the surprisingly entrepreneurial foreign exchange student
Threatening your teacher with bodily harm
When you see a lost puppy on the sidewalk, do you...
Take it to the pound (reason: owners were obviously careless and should be punished)
Take it to the pound (reason: too lazy do anything more)
Take it home (reason: owners don't deserve him)
Take it home (reason: it deserves to be loved)
Make posters, call around, organize a "Save the Puppy" foundation to help this and other puppies find their homes
Kick it (reason: it looks rabid)
Kick it (reason: sounded like fun)
Kill it (reason: it looks rabid)
Kill it (reason: it sounded like fun)
If you were in a position of power and someone offered you loads of money to sign falsified documents, would you...
Respectfully decline their offer
Turn them in to the authorities
Turn them in to the authorities after taking the cash
Agree, and ask for a yacht to 'sweeten the deal'
Kill them...after taking the cash
Kill them and burn the cash to make a point
Reply "it's always a pleasure doing business with you" followed by maniacal laughter and greedy hand-rubbing
Get it all on tape, then blackmail them for more cash
If you're particularly bored in the checkout line, do you...
Read all the sleazy tabloid covers
"Lift" a pack of Bubblicious
Chat with the person behind you
Offer the person behind you (who only has two items) your place in line
Loudly complain about the lack of service
Demand to be first in line
Arrange all of your items on the belt in order from smallest to largest
When you see a patch of wet cement, do you...
Shove a lit firecracker in "to see what happens"
Ignore the signs and tape and walk all over it
Carefully avoid the area
Make a handprint
Make a buttprint
Make a swastika
Write something cheesy
Write something that would make your Grandma blush
Write your initials
Write "for a good time, call...."
When asked in biology to disect a frog, do you...
Chuck the *&%$ thing at the teacher
Stick it down your partner's shirt
Stick a lit firecracker in it "just to see what happens"
Make gagging noises as you make your incisions
Respectfully decline to participate (with a signed note from your parents stating that you are a vegan)
Refuse to participate (with a forged note from your parents stating that you are a member of PETA)
Your favorite thing to read is....
The Anarchist's Cookbook
The Holy Bible
He's Just Not That Into You
The Book of the Dead
Your favorite vacation destination is...
The Palace of Kim Jong-Il (your golfing buddy)
Hitler's "Eagle's Nest"
That place that hosts your church's bible retreat/revival every year
Scranton, PN (the filming location of "The Office")
For Halloween, did you dress up as...
A Twilight Character
Nothing! You don't participate in pagan holidays that celebrate death and evil
Nothing! You were too busy hoarding candy and prepping the paintball gun
Yourself...in your usual gangster, goth, or skinhead regalia
When you got bored with knocking for candy, did you...
Knock some young kid's heads together and steal their candy
Make good on your "Trick or Treat" threats and TP anyone who didn't hand out sufficient amounts of candy
You didn't trick or treat, so you continued to pray for the souls of those who did
Egg, TP, or paintball anything not moving (houses, lawn ornaments, trees, etc.)
Egg, TP, or paintball anything moving including small children, household pets, and vehicles (because it demonstrates more skill)