Zomg this is a quiz. Can you handle it?

Can you handle the extreme level of RANDOMNESS in this quiz? Most can. Do not fear. If you cannot, there is a handy little red 'x' in the upper right corner of the screen. ;] Now don't be a wimp, go on and see what happens.

1 Am I awesome?
2 Is this a... fullish fat burger?
3 What kind of music do you like?
4 Do you think this quiz is stupid?
5 Those werewolves strike randomly throughout the cereal.
6 Commercial.
7 This question does not exist, no?
8 It's a SOCK.