Phail test

There is absolutely no chance you will get 100%

1 5 apples are in a tree then hitler drops an atomic bomb how many are left
2 how many toes do u have?
3 What is the square root of an onion?
4 Do you sit down when you pee? if you do your gay BE HONEST
5 if train a leaves the station the same time as train b and there both going to the same place witch one is attacked by terrorists first?