How well do you know the tourettes guy?

The classic youtube videos of Danny the tourettes guy. See how well you really know him in all his glory

1 What does tourettes guy say when the garbage disposal is running and he walks in?
2 What toothpaste company is the tourettes guy calling and chewing their ass on the phone?
3 What is the name of the lady that is pounding on the door when the tourettes guy is taking a shower?
4 So what about a Porcupines Balls?
5 What famous comedian does he refer too when he gets flustered?
6 What does the Tourettes Guy get hit in the dick with when his son tosses him it?
7 What cereal does the tourettes guy tell his son not to talk shit about?
8 When sitting in the kitchen and his son askes him what is on his shirt what does the tourettes guy say?