Can you handle the randomness?

I don't think you can handle it 'cause my purple banana advises towards chicken liver.

1 Do you know about the Muffin Man?
2 Oh. Oh. To da Copter we a go. Moe, moe, woe.
3 SUSY IN FRANCE!
4 My Roflknife goes
5 I have a rainbow shoelace. It tells me things. Evil things.