HOW AWESOME ARE YOU AT PUNCHING A SHARK???

Ever wondered how much you'd own a shark in combat? Now you can find out!

1 What's your name?
2 What do people generally call you?
3 What the FUCK do you eat before PUNCHING a SHARK???
4 Who do you tell about the fight?
5 RANDOM ENCOUNTER! It's the shark's henchmen!! What the FUCK do you do???
6 I forgot to ask, where the FUCK is this taking place???
7 HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE FUCKING SHARK!!! WHAT NOW, ASSHOLE???