How Big of A Dumbass Are You?

If you are not a dumbass then you should understand the quiz just by reading it. Answer honestly.

1 When tou see a car about to merge into your lane in front of you, What do you do.
2 You want to watch your weight/ go on a diet, What would you normally do?
3 You want to watch reality TV, What shout you watch?
4 You need money, how do you get it?
5 Someone texts you, busy or not, what do you do?