Can you read a woman!?

Women are complex creatures.. It takes years of torture and turmoil to finally be able to 'read a woman'. Are you ready?

1 Your woman says 'what do you want for tea (dinner to some)' what is she really saying?
2 You hear your woman screaming from the bathroom, whats happened?
3 Your woman is reversing the car in to the drive, how many attempts will she have to make to get it right?
4 Your woman is in the bedroom, all is quiet, she gently calls your name out, it`s a summons to the bedroom.. What does she want?
5 Your woman has been to town shopping, shes comes home and you ask her what she`s bought. What does she say?
6 Your woman is sat in the room, you grab the remote off her and put the footie on, what is she thinking
7 Its 7am and youre contemplating getting up, you give your woman a little wink,nudge and a poke, how will she respond.