Are you a jerk?
This quiz will let guys know if they are jerks.
A little girl just scuffed your shoes, what do you do?
Cut her, these shoes are new !
Push her to the ground and try to save my shoes.
Go get my little girl cousin to beat her up
Kick her in the shins
Punch her in the face and walk away
Call her fat.
Tell her mom she did it on purpose and demand she pays for a new pair
Steal her shoes and run away .
push her face in the sand box
You're at the club and you see an untouched drink unattended, what do you do?
Spit in it, it probably belongs to the guy next to it &i don't like him.
Take that ish, its my drink now !
Drug it, hopefully it belongs to a girl i can take home tonight.
Drink most of it. Drinks are expensive!
Knock it over and act like it was yours so the bartender can give you the drink you really wanted.
Take it and throw it in the face of the guy next to you to start a fight!
Give it to the first hot chick i see, i'll pay for the second one.
Take a sip & put it back down.
Throw it in the face of the girl who turned you down.
Throw it at the bartender, just because i can .
A man drops his wallet & is walking kind of quick. You can tell that its loaded with cash. What do you do?
Run up & give him his wallet after taking a couple hundred, he won't miss it.
Wait till he is out of sight and take the wallet.
Turn in his ID.
Take his credit cards, and give the wallet back.
Shopping spree with my friends, he'll be more careful next time.
What? I dropped my wallet?
Take it & when he passes by and asks if you've seen it say "Oh yeah, that guy over there took it"
Kick him in the shins then run off with his wallet laughing.
Sell his social security & identification to an immigrant .
Follow him, he probably has a nice car too .
Your girlfriend is crying...
Comfort her in hopes that she's gonna give you some.
Break up with her, this is a daily routine & you're starting to miss your ex.
Kick her in the shins, it'll give her something to cry about.
Tell her the other girl didn't mean anything to you.
Apologize in hopes of getting some.
Walk out of the room, you can't deal with whinny chicks without wanting to slap them.
Tell her "Get an abortion"
Ask... Are you sure its mine?
Tell her to call one of her girlfriends to help her & then check them out when they come over.
Of course she's crying, she got what she deserved for not making me my sammich!
your MOM needs you to help her move but its your party weekend what do you do?
tell her you're working ..
tell her you wont be in town, but you'll see her for christmas
let her know straight up that you don't want to help because you have a party
Ask her why she's always trying to ruin your life!
Tell her you're behind in school and really need to study.
A homeless man asks you for money...
wind up your windows & look forward.
hand him a beer bottle you pissed in last night.
Throw a dollar out the window and speed off.
give him a half eaten sandwich and a couple pennies.
ask him to move .
Tell him not to touch your car, you just got it waxed.
tell him you have no money, even though he can see all the shopping bags in the back seat.
Tell him you'll pray for him, and don't.
Your girlfriend is pregnant what do you do?
Slap that chick!
Tell her you want a DNA test
What would Chris Brown do?
Tell her it can't be yours because you have a low sperm count.
Move out of the state.
Tell her you need time to think, she's not the first one this happened to.
block her number.
pretend you've got amnesia and have no recollection of who she is.
tell her you want your promise ring back .